Friday 30 March 2012

A love letter to Jacob Kinzey / UnMasking McGill with full release!

Dear Sir,

We would like to congratulate you Jake (Jacob) Kinzey, author, occupier, hero of the common man/women/person, and Grand Champion of UnMasking McGill.


Jacob Kinzey, Grand Champion!

It was also brought to our attention that immediately following the occupation Jake Kinsey, esquire, released a book "Sacred And The Profane, The: An Investigation Of Hipsters" available as a carbon friendly e-book through Amazon.

The authors of this blog have not been able to determine if Mr. Kinsey was an enthusiastic participant of the occupation, or was simply an embedded author gathering material for his masterwork. Either way congratulation to our Grand Champion!!!

Thursday 29 March 2012

The UnMasking McGill AWARDS!!!

Congratulations to everyone that has played!

We're now ready to announce the awards for first, second and third prize.

Third runner up: Steve Eldon Kerr!



2nd Runner up: Samantha (Sami) Fink!

1st Prize and Champion of UnMasking McGill: Occupier #3!!!








We're waiting on confirmation on our Champions names so if you would like to contribute there is still time! You can contribute by completing  the following  form.


Again we would like to thank all those who have played!






Update: Confidendiatly

Thank you to everyone that has contributed. We've got a couple baking which will soon be ready for you to enjoy.

To those of you who have confidentially contributed please know that under no circumstances will we release any of the personal information that you have provided us. We are very grateful for your assistance and cherish your confidentiality.



If you'd like to identify any of the other individuals involved please anonymously complete

 the following  form. The same form can be used if you'd like to identify anyone chronically turning your campus into a circus. 

Wednesday 28 March 2012

Update: 19 down 2 to go.

Occupier #3

Occupier #5


If you'd like to identify any of the other individuals involved please anonymously complete

 the following  form. The same form can be used if you'd like to identify anyone chronically turning your campus into a circus. 

We're hear to listen with open hearts and open hands

We don't want you to feel like you don't have a voice.

We don't want any of the information on this blog to be incorrect.

We've set up a forum for your comments however as we have good reason to be troubled by what you silly ducklings may post we may not check the page, ever.

The comment page can be found on the blog AnonTalkMcGill which we claim no responsibility for.

You can find it here.

And remember kids, we're here for you.

xoxox

Class struggle, and giving your social economic inferiors a hard time

Now there has been a lot of fancy talk flying around about how anyone standing in the way of MobSquad is engaged in ~class warfare.


In the Concordia's the Link we see an interesting example of that.

Hard Line From Admin

In the article, and attached video we learn that a McGill  Concordia Security Guard "assaulted" Concordia McGill student and MobSquad member Amber Gross while she was on the McGill Concordia Campus.

Now kids, believe it or not despite their $5,000 suits, and their James Bond like ear pieces rent-a-cops are not in fact the corporate fat cats in charge of university financing.

I know right? We were shocked also.

It turns out they actually get paid terribly, are poorly educated (unlike us fancy pants McGill students) and lately have to put up with students treating them like they are some form of teletubby version of the SS.

Seriously if you want education to be "accessible" those security guards your giving shit to are some of the people you want it to be accessible to. Making it harder for them to earn their shitty salaries helps no one.


Tuesday 27 March 2012

Recent updates

Another occupier has been identified as well as three of the students featured in the video "Yelling at Your Peers by the Hard Pickets"

Through the looking glass

Well now, it's been a little over 24 hours and 2000 hits and such a good time has been had by all. We've laughed, we've laughed, we've thrown around the word snitch a lot. Good times. 


One of our favorites was this 


"you guys are total fascists for doing this. people deserve a voice. i will keep spaming this until you take is down. you are vioolating a persons right to confidentiallty. i am disgusted by your behaviour. take this website down. annonymous will hack this shit for me."


Which got us thinking, we anonymous folk are busy people and "hacking" each other seems like so much work. We'e going to make it easy. 


We're going to turn the blog over, and all of the associate media and accounts to someone... you guessed it anonymously!


Here is how it will work:


 if you've know who any of the people below are, or have some other information that you can back up and is of relevance to the mcgill community let us know using this form. Leave you email address or any other comments in the comment box. If you need to submit more than once, use the same email address. In a couple of minutes, hours, or days we will contact you with the passwords and you will be the new owner of Unmasking McGill. 


I know right... we can't stop laughing either.


We may have a post or two or three to go but a change is coming. If we don't get another chance to say this, so long and thanks for all the fish. 


xoxoxo
  








Defamation, libel, and joys of truth.


As much as we've enjoyed the delightful comments...


"die"

"you're all a bunch of rich white motherfuckers"
"fuck this snitchy bullshit classist you douche"
"you're a dirty pathetic snitch"
"please consider dropping out of life"



and satirical threats.. 
"If you go out in the woods today You'd better go in disguise."
"snitches get stitches"


comments like this make us worry that some people may be getting their tummies tied in a knot because of some misunderstands about the law. 


"you guys are total fascists for doing this. people deserve a voice. i will keep spaming this until you take is down. you are vioolating a persons right to confidentiallty. i am disgusted by your behaviour. take this website down. annonymous will hack this shit for me."


Don't worry, we're here to help!


What is defamation?
Defamation is communication about a person that tends to hurt the person's reputation


What is libel?
Libel is the type of defamation with a permanent record, like a newspaper, a letter, a website posting, an email, a picture, or a radio or TV broadcast.



Citation:Prud'homme v. Prud'homme, 2002 SCC 85, [2002] 4 S.C.R. 663
Date:December 20, 2002
"An action in defamation involves two fundamental values: freedom of expression and the right to reputation.  While elected municipal officials may be quite free to discuss matters of public interest, they must act as would the reasonable person.  The reasonableness of their conduct will often be demonstrated by their good faith and the prior checking they did to satisfy themselves as to the truth of their allegations."
    " Accordingly, in Quebec civil law, communicating false information is not necessarily a wrongful act.  On the other hand, conveying true information may sometimes be a wrongful act.  This is an important difference between the civil law and the common law, in which the falsity of the things said is an element of the tort of defamation.  However, even in the civil law, the truth of what is said may be a way of proving that no wrongful act was committed, in circumstances in which the public interest is in issue (see the comments by Vallières, supra, at p. 10, cited with approval by the Quebec Court of Appeal in Radio Sept‑Îles, supra, at p. 1819)."

You see folks to our knowledge the entire content of this blog is true in a very satirical sense. To our knowledge it is not actually illegal to utter truths. Should anyone find a legitimate evidence or legal justification that indicates this private publication which you are snooping about has violated the laws of Canada or Quebec, please let us know and we will happily take it down. 

xoxoxo

"Yelling at Your Peers" by The Hard Pickets

So you disagree with current state of tuition fees in Quebec, fair enough, I'm sure many of your peers agree with you. You want to strike/boycott, fair enough, I'm sure many of your peers agree with you. 

You feel the need to prevent students from learning, and the need to yell at those who try, I'm not sure many of your peers agree with you. 

Video 1
Video 2 
In video #2 we see a group of students interrupting an English class. Joining the students (we have no idea if any of them are actually registered in English classes) are a trio of students without either english majors or minors (or at least they haven't identified as such to media). In fairness it is unclear if the student who appears to be Kevin Paul is taking part in the disruption of simply taking a personal tour of lectures being given in the department of english... if so it was terrible and unfortunate timing. 

February 7th occupiers Chris Bangs U2 Political Science and History (left), Rebecca Yu U2 Economics and Political Science (centre), and Kevin Paul U2 Cultural Studies and Philosophy

If you'd like to identify any of the other individuals involved please anonymously complete
 the following  form

Photos and names of students involved in both of occupations the of James Admin, 
as well as those students identified to be harassing McGill students, or preventing 
students who are not in their own department from attending classes
will be released. 

Note: This blog is satire much like the acclaimed Milton Avenue Revolutionary Press and 
none of the information contained herein should be considered factual. 


The #6party livestream A Public Service Announcement

NOTE: 

Also the entire content of this blog may be found in pdf format at
 http://bit.ly/unmaskingpdf  

this blog is for private use only and should only be viewed satirically by the authors. 


All videos are available for download at http://bit.ly/6partyvideos as a single zip file in higher resolution. 




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Now kids, 

If you're going to blatantly ignore your school's code of student conduct, film the thing because hey it is all about ego anyway right, and then attempt to turn your actions into something more than an immature attention seeking prank.... you should probably take down the videos of the event which show you goofying off with little apparent regard for the greater purpose that you're going to manufacture later. 

Thanks to a little bird we have been directed to footage of the day one events of #6party

Enjoy, 

xoxoxo




EDIT: file hosting is having some trouble so the videos have been placed on vimeo. They will probably take until ~5:30pm to finish being converted however there is an option to download under each video. 











Also we've received word from the individuals running the commenting form and are delighted to share some of the many comments we have recieved with you. 


We have between told that we are sickening twice, to kill ourselves, to both burn in hell and rot in hell, that we are pathetic, we've been called snitches no less than 6 times, we've been called both nazis and neo-nazis, as well as facists not once, not twice but trice. All of this in addittion to been subjected to a variety of uses of the word fuck. 


We are going to assume that all of this is meant, like this blog, satirically. Thanks! It is nice to know our work is appreciated! 


xoxoxoxo





So long and thanks for all the death threats...

Just kidding!


about the leaving anyways


death threats:1


Just in case I should somehow forget the password to this blog and be unable to remove the material herein should I choose, I will be leaving this link here. It contains an archive of the blog, all of the media, as well as some additional tidbits that would just be mean spirited to release. Don't you download it you silly bees. It is password protected and encrypted to a point beyond ridiculous. 


I'm going to assume the death threat, the cornucopia of insults, and the plethora of disgusting photos and disgusting media were meant, like this blog, satirically. 


If you've like to contribute anonymously complete this form


Photos and names of students involved in both of occupations the of James Admin, 
as well as those students identified to be harassing McGill students, or preventing 
students who are not in their own department from attending classes, 
will be released. 


Note: This blog is satire much like the acclaimed Milton Avenue Revolutionary Press and 
none of the information contained herein should be considered factual.


Should this blog due to some misfortune be taken down, I wouldn't be surprised if you found it mirrored at a link identified using the twitter hashtag #unmaskingmcgill


It should be known that this blog will also be taken down before Monday April 2 2012. 

The great wall of kindness and respect.



If you'd like to identify any of the other individuals involved please anonymously complete
 the following  form.




Photos and names of students involved in both of occupations the of James Admin,
as well as those students identified to be harassing McGill students, or preventing
students who are not in their own department from attending classes,
will be released.




Note: This blog is satire much like the acclaimed Milton Avenue Revolutionary Press and
none of the information contained herein should be considered factual.










Monday 26 March 2012

Unmasking the Feb 7th floor occupiers


The students who performed the February 7th Occupation were:



1. Francis (Danji) Buck-Moore1
2. Drew Childerhose1
3. Ethan Kyle Feldman2
4. Robin-reid Fraser2
5. Jamie Maclean3
6. Daniel Wolfe3
7. Mathew Crawford 4
8. Molly Swain4
9. Moe Nasr4
10. Becca Yu4
11. Natalie Church4
12. Adam Winer4
13.  Noemi Stern4
14. 
15. 
16. 
17. 
18. 
19. 
20. 


1. "Controversy over floor fellow dismissals"
2. CBC Daybreak Montreal "McGill occupiers evicted"
3. "TVMcGill Roundtable Discussion on #6party"
4. Anonymous identification




If you'd like to identify any of the other individuals involved please anonymously complete

 the following  form


Photos and names of students involved in both of occupations the of James Admin, 
as well as those students identified to be harassing McGill students, or preventing 
students who are not in their own department from attending classes
will be released. 


Note: This blog is satire much like the acclaimed Milton Avenue Revolutionary Press and 
none of the information contained herein should be considered factual. 












Unmasking the Nov 10 5th floor occupiers

The students who performed the November 10th Occupation were:


Based on the McGill daily article "Eight of the fifth floor occupiers identify themselves" 
1.  Matthew Crawford
2. Micha Stettin
3. Jean-François Faucher
4. Ethan Kyle Feldman
5. Kevin Paul
6. Ben Patrick Stidworthy
7. Alex Timmons
8. Derek Tyrrell


Based on the McGill daily article "Fifth floor videos released" 

9. Moe Nasr 


Based on anonymous identification
10. 
11. 
12. 
13. 
14. 


If you'd like to identify any of the other individuals involved please anonymously complete
 the following  form


Photos and names of students involved in both of occupations the of James Admin, 
as well as those students identified to be harassing McGill students, or preventing 
students who are not in their own department from attending classes
will be released. 


Note: This blog is satire much like the acclaimed Milton Avenue Revolutionary Press and 
none of the information contained herein should be considered factual. 

Unmasking McGill

In the last few months the campus of McGill University has been racked by violations of the student code of conduct. The individuals responsible for these transgression has enjoyed an apparent license to freely and without consequence harass, impede and endanger members of the McGill community while enjoying the luxury of undeserved anonymity.

That doesn't seem right.